Risk 2210 or Conquer the MOOOOOOON!

So last night I got together with Dave, Trevor, and some guy who I didn't know to play a game of Risk 2210. It's the futuristic update of the classic game of world domination. It was pretty neat, what with the nuclear attacks, space commandos, underwater metropolises (that IS the plural of metropolis, I looked it up), and ability to conquer the MOOOOOOOOON! Whenever you say that, you have to stretch out the word for full effect... at least I have to... ANYway, it was fun. Once me and Trev were effectively eliminated we played around on the guy who I didn't know's "Total Gym" from Chuck Norris Infomercial fame. I had seen the infomercial before but never tried the actual product. All I have to say is DAMN! I will never doubt Chuck Norris again! The thing was great! You could do a ton of different workouts on it. All you had to do was adjust your sitting position or change grips. It was like 60 health club quality workout machines in 1!!! It did some great cardio exercising because you could go from one workout to another instantly! I am totally gonna buy one. In fact, I went to Wal-Mart (the enemy!) today (that was where the guy said he got his) to price them out and they are not too expensive. Only $279.99. Once January passes (my buy nothing month) I am totally gonna buy the thing! Think about it, no more having to hang around with all the dicks that are in the University of Manitoba gym! No more having to wait in line for access to the good machines! No more making all the poor souls feel inferior at my overwhelming awesomeness! I'll be doing some kind of community service! They should give me a medal!