Rock Opera Wedding or It All Hinges on Jumping Through a Paper Circle

While hanging out with Ashley and Lee post "Napoleon Dynamite" (which was amazing... touching, funny, and real) I revealed my inner most fantasy for the perfect wedding. Ashley had brought up how her boyfriend didn't want to do anything traditional. He was considering Vegas with Elvis as the preacher, to which Lee responded that doing that is almost traditional now because it's so common. Well, what I want to do for my wedding (if I ever get married) is beyond non-traditional and treading into the realm of crazy and silly. I want to put on a wild rock opera complete with the bride and myself singing rock duets and jumping through paper circles. I figure that one character could be a black southern Baptist preacher going all "fire an brimstone" while singing like James Brown. I'm thinking heavy rock 'n roll, funk, and 50's style do-wop... almost like the Spider-man rock opera but about the lives of the bride and myself... or maybe about something totally different... that far ahead I have yet to think. Ashley thought it was cool (and I think Lee did too) although they both proclaimed that it would be up to the bride if that were to happen, as weddings are traditionally the domain of the bride. I figure any girl that would want to marry me, would have to be used to crazy and stupid ideas by then, so she should have no problem going along with a rock opera wedding. Think about it man! Dancing, singing, and good old fashioned loud music. It would be a killer time!