Sunday, October 31, 2004

Halloween Party or Apparently While Drunk I Punctuate Every Sentence With "Baby!"

Last night was filled with a Halloween Party at the rowing club. I was dressed up as Cactus Jack; complete with painted on beard, fake gut, AND fake ass! I was stylin' and profilin'! Anyway, I picked up some vanilla vodka for the occasion and all I have to say about that stuff is YOWZA! You can barely taste the alcohol, so the next thing I know I'm plastered. In this state, I would say "baby!" like 8 times in every sentence... I would also run around taking photos of everyone and everything... oh yeah, I would also hit on all the girls (which apparently includes Stobart's sister)! I was the king of the party baby!
This was probably the drunkest I've ever been without crashing down hard... I was going a mile a minute... Weird thing is, I have recollection of events, but not of time passing... there are also some sections of the night that I don't know what I was doing... unless my previously mentioned activities took longer than I thought... After the drinking, we went to Perkins, which was NUTS. EVERYONE was drunk... people were singing and walking from table to table, it was like an old timey booze parlour or something... I bumped into tables and ate breakfast....
Once I got home, the dehydration kicked in and I drank a ton of water... that and had a really nasty crap that I assume took the place of throwing up....
Anyway, I still feel a little off today.... which sucks because I need to write some cover letters for job applications.... Oh well, such is life!

Friday, October 29, 2004

What the Hell am I Doing? or It Might be the Booze Talking...

Every so often I get to thinking, "what the hell am I doing with my life?" This usually comes during long periods of relative inactivity... I mean, I 've been in school for nigh on 7 years now, and what do I really have to show for it... Yes, 2 degrees, but what have they really got me... I am currently working a manual labour job and have yet to even dip my toes in the waters of the film industry... As much as I want to, it's that first step that is so hard/scary. I think that I have some good ideas and could really make something interesting, but what will other people think? Maybe I'm just one of those faceless millions that dream of something but never get it... I'd like to make an impact in my time on this ball of minerals we call the earth, but will I? I don't mean that I want to be some sort of demi-god-like famous celebrity or anything... I'd be happy just getting a film out there that makes people laugh, and that they'd pick up later in their lives to watch and remember the point in their pasts that it was from... kind of like "Back to School" , "UHF" or "Revenge of the Nerds" do for me... It's not like I dream of making the most brilliant or artistic film ever, I just want to make something that I enjoy... If I could make money and be financially secure doing that, then I'd be hella happy.
If my dream is something so minorly mundane, then what is so scary about going after it? Or is it even that I'm scared at all? Maybe I'm just uber lazy... I mean, I do enjoy not doing anything more than doing anything... Is that somehow translating into my "real world" aspirations? Or maybe it's some deep rooted fear of not accomplishing anything... I don't want to just float through my life anonymously... I'd like to have someone recognize me on the street for something I've done... Then again, it's not so much being recognized that interests me, it's more having something tangible that represents me lasting on past my time.... I mean, say what you will about movies like "Police Academy" but they will be here long after the people who made them are... Is it a search for immortality that I'm after? Even if it's immortality through derision? Is it better to be remembered and laughed at then not remembered at all?
All I know is that I really need to get off my semi-lethargic ass and DO something... January will be (hopefully) and important first step in that with my taking of the filmmaking workshop at the Film Group... Until then however....
On a non-psychological musing....
Checked out 80's night again this week. This time with Dave. All in all it was an alright time, with me being the victor of 4 free shots, as I knew the answers to the following trivia questions.
q)What year and album was the song "Money Changes Everything" from.
a)Cyndi Lauper's She's So Unusual, 1984.
q)What album was the song "Cleaning up the town" from.
a)Ghostbusters soundtrack
There wasn't nearly as many people there this week as last... and that girl who I noticed last week was not there this time either.... :(
It would be nice to have someone of the opposite sex around more often....

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Def Jam Fight for NY or Job Searching

Rob and I rented Def Jam Fight for NY on the Xbox a couple of days ago... It's a freakin' great game. The graphics are awesome and the fighting is disgustingly brutal. Controlling like the old N64 wrestling games (which were the peak of the genre in my opinion) it's a fast paced street fight with rappers and celebrities playing the roles of the characters. Henry Rollins, Flava Flav, Snoop, and a bunch of other people I've only passingly heard of. The coolest feature is definitely the story mode, which doubles as a create a player. You start off as a wus and build your repetoire of moves and strength as you go. To impress the crowd, you need to dress in style and buy some huge bling. Seriously, you buy bling. Rings, watches, chains, bracelets.... It's like a cool dress up game! You can also get tattooed and get tones of weird hairdos. The guy me and Rob created was named "Icephat" and was a tattooed monstrosity covered in diamonds and dressed in business attire. He had a pimp hat on too! By the end of the game, you dominate everyone, so it's a touch easy... In fact I beat it already. The story was definitely interesting though, with Snoop playing an evil gangster who's trying to take control of the streets from your boss through underground fight clubs... I would totally recommend trying the game out, if only for two of the specialty matches; the subway match (where to win you must throw your opponent in front of a speeding train) and the SUV match (where you must total your opponents SUV to win)
I started to casually look around for another job while I wait to see what happens at Greyhound. I had an interview at the People Bank for a position, but it became quite clear to both of us that the job was not a good fit for me. It was a territory manager for an exterminating company! The online description had nothing in common with that... The lady, who was super nice, said that she'd keep me on file because they occasionally get jobs that were more in my area of expertise and interest.
I spent a ton of time getting my visual scrapbook (a photo essay type thing) ready for my class and I was all pumped to show it.. My pumpedness was diminished when I saw how much more work everyone else had done... Some people made mini movies and crazy photo albums full of stuff! I was under the impression that we were not to use words at all but some people did (and the prof didn't seem to mind at all... errrghh). Some of these people were all into video editing software and whatnot and totally made me feel like a hack... What I did was decent enough I guess, but the damn thing wouldn't play on her laptop... It couldn't open .EXE files... What the fuck?!?!?!? Who ever heard of a cpu that can't open .EXE files.... How the fuck does it run things then???!!?? So no one in class got to hear my musical choices that included Leonard Cohen, Iron Maiden, Ben Folds Five, Alice Cooper, New Order, and Oingo Boingo! Then again, maybe it was for the best, since I was seemingly the only one who didn't use video... Interesting thing was she said in class that she wanted photo essays, even though the handout said you could do video or whatever.... I thought that I was doing what she wanted, but NO...

Saturday, October 23, 2004

A Tale of Intellectual Excitement or A Sense of Moral Superiority

During the evening of Friday October 15th, I accompanied some assorted compatriots to the Empire cabaret for a rousing gathering of Tina's co-workers. The night was apparently also a fundraiser for the Ladybug foundation, which had the fortunate result of rendering the establishment PACKED. It was impossible to move 2 inches without stepping on 17 stunning women or 6 grease covered men. It resembled those innumerable scenes in films that consist of a packed dance club and techno music blaring so loud that all semblance of rational thought is drowned out, replaced by an incessant thump thump thump tha tha tha tha thump thump thump. At times like that, you lose the will to maintain an air of civility and start to make odd body gestures during the particularly raunchy hip hop numbers thrown in for audience participation. I was adorned with all the trappings of classy society, thinking that the Empire still had its stringent dress code, while the masses made a mockery of style with their fuzzy backpacks and old navy cargo pants. My fabric embellishments seemed to catch the eyes of certain lovely symbols of virility, but I continued on in the tradition of maintaining an aura of aloofness. Eventually it will pay off in spades, I'm sure. After unsuccessfully trying to start up a spirited discussion on the fabric of human existence with one of Tina's striking friends during an overpowering performance by a computer and guitar wielding techno duo, who by all accounts were highly proficient in their pre-programmed efforts, we all decided to leave the confines of the "place to be" and adjourned to a more aurally inauspicious climate... namely Perkins. While seated on its cushioned accommodations, we dined on luxuriously prepared egg dishes and discussed the news of the day. All in all, it was a multi-faceted stimulating evening.

Friday, October 22, 2004

I Wish I Didn't Always Think of What to Do AFTER the Fact or It's 5 am and my Neck is Sore

It's 5:30 am and I can't get back to sleep... this has to do with a few factors, one of which is that my neck is super sore and the other is that I've been kicking myself for my inaction all night... You see I went to 80's night at the Die Machine again last night (a few hours ago!) and I had a super time. Towards the end of the night, I was dancing in a group of girls, and one of them was seemingly giving me "the eye." After the place closed, I noticed her outside and eye contact was definately made again... Proceeding to Subway, I asked one of the girls in our group (a friend of Jay's) if she knew the girls we'd been dancing with, which she did... I also asked her if she was going to invite them to come along to Subway, which she did... The one I was noticing never came along (we'd already head out). After we'd finished our cheap late night subs, I happened to look out the window and notice that girl again... she was sitting on a bench with her friend smoking. There may or may not have been more eye contact made... I was kind of at a loss of what to do then... I was thinking of waving but then she and her friend got up, seemingly from not wanting to wait anymore (but it was hard to tell)... her friend kept looking over at me to see what I was doing....
After they disappeared from sight, we all left Subway... I had Rob drive in the general direction of where the girls went, but to no avail... Dammit, I should've done something.... the girl was super cute and might have been interested in me... All I can really do is continue to go to 80's night and hopefully run into her again... The best thing to do is to not think about it or get my hopes up, as doing those two things tends to lead to disappointment...
Oh yeah, my neck is sore because I was headbanging at the end to some AC/DC and Quiet Riot...
Oh yeah... I've also encountered an odd glitch in NHL 2K5 where in game 4 of the Stanley Cup finals, Donald Brashiere of the Flyers is invisible... About 2 plays or so after he touches the puck the game freezes.... It sucks because it keeps happening and I want to beat the stinking game.... Ugh....
12 days since my last shift at work.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Sleep VS Money or Annoying School Projects

I actually got a call from work today... at 7:30 in the morning... which I slept though... When I finally woke up and heard the message it was about 11am. I was told that the shift was for 8:30 am so I was too late... "you snooze, you lose" was the actual term given... The thing was, my mom sort of told me about the message at about 7:45 am (when she heard it) but said that it would probably be for later, as they left a message. Being half asleep, I left it at that, although I had a nagging suspicion that it was in fact for a morning shift, as why the hell else would they phone at 7:30 in the fucking morning... With not getting this shift the total days since I last worked rises to TEN! I think that I'll keep a running tally here or something, if only for my own amusement.
I've been working on an annoying school project for my "From Script to Screen" class... We're supposed to do a visual scrapbook on certain topics (mood, plot, and character). This can be anything from short films, photo essays, collages, etc... although it was pretty much spelled out that photo essays was the preferred method (our prof likes to talk like she wants anything and everything but then makes it fairly clear (subtly) that she only likes certain things) My photo essay (in 3 parts) is so far something like 300 megs and 200 photos... and I still have one more part to do! It's becoming a time sink... Oh yeah, I also have to figure out how to have a song play in the background during a powerpoint slideshow... so far it will not play as slides go by, but play the whole song on one slide... Maybe I'm just missing something here.... I must be, because that limitation is stupid and lame...
Donkey Konga is retardedly fun.
My NHL 2K5 season is now in the Stanley Cup finals, and the opposing Philadelphia Flyers are a pain in the ass... It might not be so bad if my players could stop getting injured... Luckily you can force them to play through minor stuff... although they end up sucking a tad. Seriously though, it seems like 4 guys get hurt a game! I'm forced to use freakin' minor league guys now! The Manitoba Moose in the Stanley Cup finals! Who'da thunk it?!?!?

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Donkey Konga or The Rowers Party

With nothing in the way of work hours for the time being, I've been sitting around and doing various odd things that needed to get done... such as playing video games, reading, doing school work, and watching movies... The most recent acquisition to my collection is the sublimely ridiculous Donkey Konga. Pounding away on a set of bongos to songs like "Wild Thing" or "The Legend of Zelda Theme" might seem silly, but it's actually way hella awesome. Cranking up the difficulty puts you in this weird trance zone type of thing where you become the song rather than just play it. I found myself getting all zen like and stuff... If I had more coin, I would SOOOO order the Japanese versions of the game (of which there are 2) just so that I could play some fucked up J-pop with bongos... In fact, I might just do that anyway... It's crazy fun!
I checked out "Team America: World Police" on friday night, and I must say that it was freakin' hilarious. Trey Parker writes the best songs ever... If you go into the film just wanting to laugh it's a great trip... if you are looking for some sort of message or meaning in the movie well.... I think Roger Ebert said it best with: "I wasn't offended by the movie's content so much as by its nihilism. At a time when the world is in crisis and the country faces an important election, the response of Parker, Stone and company is to sneer at both sides -- indeed, at anyone who takes the current world situation seriously. They may be right that some of us are puppets, but they're wrong that all of us are fools, and dead wrong that it doesn't matter. " He makes a great point...
Last night I attended a bizarre rowers party where a bunch of people from the Winnipeg Rowing club got together and headed out to various drinking establishments. Meeting at the rowing club, everyone then went to the King's Head Tavern. Not being members, we had to get someone to sponsor us into the place. Usually you are only allowed to sponsor like 1 person, but they let us all in anyway (there was like 20 people there!) Having only been to the King's Head once, I forgot that it was all classy and whatnot... Some band called "The Adventures" was playing and they were pretty good stuff!
At about 11 o'clock, everyone felt like going to a dance club, so off to Mash we were. Trudging through the cold weather was not all that bad... One of the girls managed to get us in for free as she knew the bouncer so that was kick ass, as I had no money anyway... Unfortunately, the top level of the place was being renovated, so there was no real dance floor area. The floor that we were on was more of a sports bar type of thing... People were dancing and drinking anyway... It was funny watching these 2 wiggers try to pick up on the rowing chicks and getting majorly shot down... funny and sad... but mostly funny... There were a few rowing girls who I thought were hot, but they were kinda off in their own little cliques so I never really made any efforts to start up conversations...
Oh yeah, I also took a bunch of photos with Dave for my project during the afternoon... We were in St. Vital mall so I said hi to my former EB buddies... Not having worked there for over a year made it odd to re-enter the place of so many conflicting memories... But it also was nice to see the dudes I was with for like 25 hours a week again...

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Belated R.I.P. or Busy Doing Little

This slightly belated, but I just wanted to say R.I.P. to the great Rodney Dangerfield. His stuff always made me laugh, and "Back to School" is one of my favourite movies of all time... Even his recent stuff like "My 5 Wives" were hi-larious. If you get the chance, check out his comedy albums, they rule. "No Respect", "The Loser", "I Don't Get No Respect", and "Rappin' Rodney" are all top notch funny.
Basically, I've been doing little recently... watching movies, playing xbox (season mode of NHL 2K5) , and working on a script for class... Nothing much to report...
The distinct lack of ladies in my life at the momment sucks...

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

OMG or HOLY CRAP!!!!!

NEW LEONARD COHEN ALBUM OCT.26th!!!!
NEW LEONARD COHEN ALBUM OCT.26th!!!!
NEW LEONARD COHEN ALBUM OCT.26th!!!!
NEW LEONARD COHEN ALBUM OCT.26th!!!!

Monday, October 04, 2004

Shaun of the Dead or Hockey, Hockey, Hockey

Checked out "Shaun of the Dead" tonight and suffice to say it was awesome. Everything that I wanted to see in a zombie movie; gore, comedy, and silliness. It was like they took everything I had been pondering and Britishized it! Seeing some of the cast from "The Office" was also sweet.
Avoind the sport for 10 years or so (ever since the Jets left) has seemingly built up a hockey reserve inside of me that has decided to release itself now. I've been glued to ESPN NHL 2K5, re-watched my old Rock 'Em Sock 'Em tapes, and found myself researching the old WHA on the internet... there is even a new book called "The Rebel League" about the WHA that just came out that I am going to buy... What gives??? I guess I just missed the sport and was avoiding the fact... Maybe something to do with me aversion of the whole jock culture....
I am going to go eat some cookies... large ones with smarties inside....

Friday, October 01, 2004

The Bush/Kerry Debate or Chris Rock is Damn Funny

While nothing major of note has happened recently, I have watched a few movies... whether it be in class or at home. They include: "Detour, Born to Kill, Melvin Goes to Dinner, and Chris Rock: Never Scared". The first two are crazy film noirs from the 40's that were totally awesome... crazy psycho femme fatales and bonko uber males... in fact, Born to Kill was Quentin Tarrantino's inspiration for "Reservoir Dogs" and the head dude in his movie was cast with the same actor that played the lead in "Born to Kill." "Melvin Goes to Dinner" was the Odenkirk guy from Mr. Show's indie film... it was adapted from a stage play and it REALLY showed. Essentially, it was four people at dinner talking about sex and ghosts. While trying to spice things up with flashbacks, the film was still a little too talky. In my opinion it should've stayed on stage... not to say that it wasn't interesting, because it was... just not really all that visual. The Chris Rock thing was an HBO special from earlier this year and DAMN it was funny. Once he got going (about 10 minutes in) he never let up! Some of the funniest stuff came when he was goofing around between bits. Some of the material will be dated in a few years, but the majority was pure comedy gold! The bonus feature on the DVD was Rock's first HBO special from '94 and it was also great... The only problem with it was that the audio mixing was awful. The audience was miked WAY too loud while Rock was drowned out... Weird Stuff...
From here on down, I talk about the Bush/Kerry debate that went on tonight.
Not being American, it doesn't really matter what I think about the election, but being a citizen of a nation stuck to the U.S. makes the vote affect me in many ways. Bush has made it clear that he holds no love for Canada, especially when it comes to trade issues such as softwood lumber and beef. He has also (along with various Republicans, including the ambassador to Canada (who gets air time here) ) made an effort to undermine our ability to make our own laws with regards to such issues as drug policy. (The ambassador issued a threat to us that if we legalized marijuana we would experience increased border difficulties.) Some have said that these slights come from the fact that we did not go along with the Iraq war, to which I respond that Canada has always been a nation of peacekeeping, not invasion. We function in the larger context of the world community and the UN. To have gone along with a unilateral action such as the Iraq war would have greatly damaged our credibility in the world and undermined everything that we have worked towards for the past 50 years. With that in mind, I am of the opinion that Bush has done more harm than good on the world stage with both his horrendous environmental policies and go-it-alone, with us or against us foreign policy. Alienation of the world makes no sense and only furthers the problems we all face. I don't think that war and nation building (which is exactly what is going on in Iraq) is necessarily the way to go to end the "Terror threat." It is addressing the sources of terror, ie) fear and hatred of America and the root causes of that fear and hatred that will solve the problem. While not the final answer in any stretch of the imagination, one way that terrorism can be fought is with addressing the widespread belief that America hordes its plenty to the detriment of the ones with little. The U.S. government actually pays farmers not to grow food... while people in the world starve daily. The U.S (and Canada) account for more than 50% of total pollution and energy used in the entire world, yet we do little to stop global warming. It's the view that the U.S. doesn't care about the rest of the world that is one of the root causes of hatred which leads to terrorism... Don't get me wrong, there are definitely more, like religion but that's a whole other can o' worms to be talked about later...
Anyway, before going off on the tangent I was talking about the debate. I think that it is safe to say that most of the world wants Bush to lose. Most of the world gets information disseminated through sources that are not corporate owned (as the news is in the U.S.) and is able to see a much more balanced viewpoint. With more education, I feel that most Americans would choose to oust Bush as well. The problem lies with how the media portrays things down there (Fox especially, but others as well... CNN, MSNBC, etc.) When half of the population does not know that there were no WMD's in Iraq and that Saddam was not a member of Al Qaida, you've got some serious problems... ANYway, I think that this election SHOULD have been an easy one for Kerry, I mean the U.S. economy is in the shits, the war in Iraq is a disaster, and the rest of the world (for the most part) hates the U.S. more today that pre-Bush... The problem was that Kerry is too long-winded and nuanced for the fast paced, talking points based media that exists in the U.S. Bush works well because he speaks simply and clearly. He also repeats things so much that they begin to be accepted as truth despite no evidence to back them up. ANYway, with the knowledge that Bush was leading in the polls thus far having me a little scared, I anxiously tuned into the debate to see if Kerry could combat the relentless Bush camps attacks (flip flopper, undeserving vet, etc) and gain some ground. While not crushing Bush, I think that Kerry clearly showed that he has a much more extensive knowledge of the issues (through his use of exact situations and details, stats and figures, etc.) and that he is much more willing to actually think things through, rather than march off towards a foregone conclusion. Where he failed, was in combating Bush's incessant use of simple, repeating, slogans. Bush continuously called him a flip flopper throughout the debate and Kerry only really responded once to it directly. In order to get through to the American voter, you need to be a little more forcefull. Al Gore, who was insanely more qualified and intelligent, "lost" to Bush because he came across as TOO smart and lost the average voters focus. Kerry needed to be a little clearer, although he did infinitely better than he had in recent weeks.
Bush seemed a little lost at times, what with all the pausing and confused looks. He also only really said 3 things the whole time; Kerry is a flip flopper, we are succeeding in Iraq, we have a strong coalition on our side. Kerry meanwhile, was pointing out flaws in homeland security (harbour inspections, plane x-rays), flaws in Iraq (lack of security and overload of U.S. troop work) and how the coalition was in name only (90% of troops and costs accrued by the U.S.). Will logic prevail over simple repeating slogans??? Up here it would (I'd like to think) but down there..... who knows.... All I know is, Kerry impressed me more at this debate than he has in all the times I've seen him leading up to tonight, while Bush showed why he was never really elected in the first place and why he probably isn't the kind of guy you want running something as important as the U.S.
With that in mind, it's up to the U.S. voter to make up their own minds, not me... just PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T VOTE BUSH