Having a Party or I Can't Stand Annoying Drunks

So last night was the big night... the big time party that I had at my place to celebrate no parents. I sent out a ton of invites and was a tad worried that too many people might show up and take the event out of my control. In the end about 20 people were there, so it wasn't too bad at all.
To prepare, I baked 2 cakes; each confetti but with different icing. One had pistachio pudding and chocolate chips while the other had lemon pudding and coconut on top. From the reactions of those who ate some, they were delicious. I also had plenty of chips, salsa, peanuts and a few other assorted cakes (orange meringue, chocolate peanut butter cream, and double chocolate). Food wise, we were a go. I had also ripped a ton of my CD's to the cpu and set the thing up downstairs for a good musical selection.
The whole thing started about 9 o'clock when Brad, Ashleigh, and Erin showed up. They are really more Stobart's friends then mine, but they are cool enough. Now Erin was a girl who I was starting to become interested in last year when she was with Brad and Ashleigh at a few events. I never got around to asking her for her number or anything back then, because I assumed that she'd be hanging out with us more... Well that kinda never happened and I hadn't seen her in a year. She's definitely more attractive now but unfortunately has a boyfriend.
Ritchie, from work, was the next to arrive and he brought some homebrew beer that I never got around to drinking... Rob then showed up after work and we had a small crowd happening.
Once the entire Stobart youth showed up, the thing really started to kick into high gear... It was mostly chilling and chatting though. Then Lee, Dave, Jay, Megan, and Kari came and we officially had a party!
People were eating, playing Donkey Konga, and DDR, and drinking... The place soon split into two camps, with stoners being in the basement playing Donkey Konga and the drinkers being upstairs... drinking...
I had a good degree of trust in the stoners to not break anything or do anything stupid, so that meant that I had to monitor the drinkers... They began to play a drinking game.... I knew it was downhill from there. Ryan tends to get really loud and obnoxious while drunk. So while they all played their game, I was chatting to Erin which was pleasantly stimulating. When one of the drinking game rules became to give me a purple nerple, I decided to leave the area. Erin and I adjourned to my room to listen to some comedy records... That was my first mistake... I had an inkling that the drunks would soon make that uncomfortable and awkward. We were just sitting and talking, you know having a mellow time, when the drunks would come up and ask things like: "Are you making your move yet?" or "You guys DOING it yet?" They would also peek around the corner occasionally. Where I got really mad was when Ryan came into the room with Mark and proceeded to try to demonstrate how to put the moves on a girl in front of us. If that was all that happened, it would have stayed in the realm of annoying and embarrassing... but then Ryan blurted out some things that made both Erin and I mad. First of all, he asked her if she had a boyfriend (to which she replied yes) which prompted him to say "but I heard he was a big asshole." Now, he had this info given to him second hand from a direct source. Erin did not know that this source felt this way about her boyfriend, so she became understandably upset. Ryan then tried to blame Andrew for the gaffe. After that he started to talk shit about my past relationship with Karla, saying that I didn't know what I was doing sexually and he was going to help me out with Erin... Luckily I don't think she really picked up on what he was talking about, but it was quickly apparent that if we remained separated from all of them, things would not improve.
We joined to stoners at that point and continued to have a great conversation about philosophy, politics, martial arts, and God. Measured by my talk with her, I had a great time. It sucks that she's attached, but oh well.. you snooze, you lose.
Anyway, during all that nonsense, the stoners were having a heated Donkey Konga tournament. They made a tree and everything! I wish I could've joined in, as it seemed like a lot of fun... that and I really like hanging out with Tyler, Kari, Lee, Rob, Jay, etc.
Throughout the course of the evening, the drunkards, which included: Ryan, Tina, Andrew, Mark, Nicole, Ashleigh, and Brad were continuously setting off Ryan's car alarm. This might be funny at 12, but not at 3 am... I'm surprised no neighbors complained... At about 3:30 ish, that group began puking (only in the toilet and sink!), and passing out, so became no more of a problem.
I ended up driving Erin home and we exchanged MSN names to have future discussions and at about 4:30 ish began kicking people out. I had originally said that people could crash here, but changed my mind after some of their behavior. I had no desire to make space, or cook for them in the morning. Lee drove the downtown people home (which was awesome) and Tyler and Kari got a ride from this girl they brought (whose name I never really had a chance to get). Ashleigh and Brad were ok enough to drive home, and the Stobarts all live within walking distance. I gave Tina a ride and booted Ryan out the door (sort of). By the time I got back home and cleaned up the mess, it was 6 am.
All in all the thing was a rousing success! Although I'm a little peeved that some promised attendees were no shows (Melissa, Anna, Kaylyn, and some of their friends...) Their presences would have upped the girl quotient at the party immensely! All I really wanted was to not have a sausge party... and it while wasn't quite that, I would have preferred more ladies in the house.
I am now tired... luckily I got called into work for 8 hours tonight! Yay!